"Professor Archimedes Porter" is the Head of Zoology at Disney High.


After gaining his degree in zoology from University, Porter hoped to eventually travel to a jungle to study gorillas, however due to lack of funding, he decided his money would have to come from his own pocket.

Living in poverty for almost 2 decades, he started to have trouble in his task, and looked for jobs that would pay him well. Eventually, through it all, he earned a job teaching Zoology in Disney High.

After noticing his obvious skill in Zoology, Principal D. promoted him to be the Head of Zoology, thus demoting John Clayton to Deputy Head of Zoology.